(via hillyhindi)
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
(via ecuadatruth)
Can we please also appreciate Fred in the background as Governor Patterson throwing the rice backwards?
Look at the intensity of that hug tho.
- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
yes tyra we know
(via wilsonbradshaw)
so according to arizona robbins callie lost ‘nothing’ this year ok let me tell you a little fuckign story you lil bitch
